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ordinarythings) wrote2020-08-20 12:18 am
ordinarythings) wrote2020-08-20 12:18 am
We Could Be Inventory
Keeping
Blue Shell: Be careful, this can and will rocket out of your grasp and bowl over whoever's farthest from you within any given enclosed space. One time use only.
Slime Plush: A soft, squishy stuffed friend with a happy smile.
Blanket: IT'S SO FLUFFY!
Creamy Heart Soup: Why is there fruit in a cream soup. This is less than the sum of its parts. Why.
Curried Rice: That's a spicy mush. x2
HANDGUN: You know what it’s for.
CREPE: A crepe filled with strawberries and fresh whipped cream, each flavor beautifully complementing the other.
Steamed Fruit: ...It's steamed raspberries. Why.
Bug-Catching Net: Exactly what it sounds like, but you could also use it for capturing pixies.
Consumed
Nuka Cola: Apocalyoriffic flavor!
ONIGIRI: A standard convenience store rice ball.
GODDAMN TEA: Shut up, sit down, and drink it while it's hot.
Discarded
Slowpoke Tail: A rare delicacy which is almost certainly illegal or at least should be. - Respectfully disposed of
Trading
Polyhedral Dice: A set of multi-sided dice for playing just about any kind of game you'd care to think of.
Hook Shot: GRAPPLING HOOK!
Freddy Mask: Some kind of bear mascot mask? It has an undefinable air of menace to it.
Smuppet: A red puppet of dubious origins, with a long probiscus-like nose and a firm, plush rump.
Flashlight: A portable light source, but the bulb is kind of shitty.
Tuxedo: For all those murder-themed black tie events.
BOARD GAME: A cute, cat-themed children's board game.
LUCKY BOWTIE: A bowtie with a peacock-feather pattern. Perhaps it will bless any new endeavors you undertake.
Colonel Sassacre's Guide: You could kill a cat with this thing.
Spaceman Outfit: A blue outfit with yellow gloves, boots, and shoulder pads. Very Spiffy.
Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE wait, no, it actually is a guy in a weird suit.
Chica Mask: A mascot-style full head mask of a cartoon duckie. You feel like the internet made it fucky somehow.
Ye Drustaniad - Secrets of ye Heart: An ancient, threadbare book with a bookmark marking the pages with a specific passage.
Makeup Kit: Leans a little more towards the Halloweenie side of things, but you could use it like a normal makeup kit too if you wanted.
#1 Boss Mug: A mug for hot beverages, dedicated to the world's best boss, the black dragon Kalameet.
Buster Sword: This is almost an impractically big piece of metal. Or it would be if it weren't a foam replica.
Rush Coil: A very small, one-man trampoline shaped like a robot dog.
Traded
Drawing Pad: A spiral-bound pad of thick paper. Or use it as a notebook, we're not the boss of you. - Given to Luca
SAKE SET: A plain-looking flask of sake, paired with a couple of sakazuki cups for that extra traditional feel. - Given to Rokurou
Dual Blades: A set of two short swords to be wielded together. - Returned to Ivar
Mixing Gear: A laptop with the appropriate software and some assorted cheap gear for making electronic music! Comes with all cables and some small pink speakers. - Returned to Mayhem
Goddess Statuette: A beautiful wood carving of the goddess of Fodlan, appreciated by those who like art or carving, and by devout believers. - Given to Yuri
The Heliodorian: A silvery-white suit of armor you’d expect to see on a gallant knight. - Returned to Jasper
WRATH STAFF: A powerful staff used to channel magic into shocking energy bolts. Or, like, stab people, since your magic isn’t strong enough here. - Returned to Astronema
Blue Shell: Be careful, this can and will rocket out of your grasp and bowl over whoever's farthest from you within any given enclosed space. One time use only.
Slime Plush: A soft, squishy stuffed friend with a happy smile.
Blanket: IT'S SO FLUFFY!
Creamy Heart Soup: Why is there fruit in a cream soup. This is less than the sum of its parts. Why.
Curried Rice: That's a spicy mush. x2
HANDGUN: You know what it’s for.
CREPE: A crepe filled with strawberries and fresh whipped cream, each flavor beautifully complementing the other.
Steamed Fruit: ...It's steamed raspberries. Why.
Bug-Catching Net: Exactly what it sounds like, but you could also use it for capturing pixies.
Consumed
Nuka Cola: Apocalyoriffic flavor!
ONIGIRI: A standard convenience store rice ball.
GODDAMN TEA: Shut up, sit down, and drink it while it's hot.
Discarded
Slowpoke Tail: A rare delicacy which is almost certainly illegal or at least should be. - Respectfully disposed of
Trading
Polyhedral Dice: A set of multi-sided dice for playing just about any kind of game you'd care to think of.
Hook Shot: GRAPPLING HOOK!
Freddy Mask: Some kind of bear mascot mask? It has an undefinable air of menace to it.
Smuppet: A red puppet of dubious origins, with a long probiscus-like nose and a firm, plush rump.
Flashlight: A portable light source, but the bulb is kind of shitty.
Tuxedo: For all those murder-themed black tie events.
BOARD GAME: A cute, cat-themed children's board game.
LUCKY BOWTIE: A bowtie with a peacock-feather pattern. Perhaps it will bless any new endeavors you undertake.
Colonel Sassacre's Guide: You could kill a cat with this thing.
Spaceman Outfit: A blue outfit with yellow gloves, boots, and shoulder pads. Very Spiffy.
Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE wait, no, it actually is a guy in a weird suit.
Chica Mask: A mascot-style full head mask of a cartoon duckie. You feel like the internet made it fucky somehow.
Ye Drustaniad - Secrets of ye Heart: An ancient, threadbare book with a bookmark marking the pages with a specific passage.
Makeup Kit: Leans a little more towards the Halloweenie side of things, but you could use it like a normal makeup kit too if you wanted.
#1 Boss Mug: A mug for hot beverages, dedicated to the world's best boss, the black dragon Kalameet.
Buster Sword: This is almost an impractically big piece of metal. Or it would be if it weren't a foam replica.
Rush Coil: A very small, one-man trampoline shaped like a robot dog.
Traded
Drawing Pad: A spiral-bound pad of thick paper. Or use it as a notebook, we're not the boss of you. - Given to Luca
SAKE SET: A plain-looking flask of sake, paired with a couple of sakazuki cups for that extra traditional feel. - Given to Rokurou
Dual Blades: A set of two short swords to be wielded together. - Returned to Ivar
Mixing Gear: A laptop with the appropriate software and some assorted cheap gear for making electronic music! Comes with all cables and some small pink speakers. - Returned to Mayhem
Goddess Statuette: A beautiful wood carving of the goddess of Fodlan, appreciated by those who like art or carving, and by devout believers. - Given to Yuri
The Heliodorian: A silvery-white suit of armor you’d expect to see on a gallant knight. - Returned to Jasper
WRATH STAFF: A powerful staff used to channel magic into shocking energy bolts. Or, like, stab people, since your magic isn’t strong enough here. - Returned to Astronema