oh my god I'm laughing so hard, why did I bring the 750 year old idiot

ANYWAY the vast majority of Nandor's clothing is like, at least centuries old and well-preserved and she is more than welcome to talk to it! I am picturing a combination of haughtiness (he's a bit of a dandy, very image-conscious, and uses his clothing as a way to reinforce his nonexistent authority in the house) and the clothing equivalent of a world-weary constant thousand yard stare (he's dumb as hell, constantly gets blood and other messes all over the place, and is not the one responsible for cleaning them!)